Dont trust 10yr olds with your car keys!
After our day of shopping yesterday Sir Dreamsalot & myself went out to my Mums house. After the greetings & small talk Sir Dreamsalot asked if he could get his new cricket gear out of my car to show Nan. No probs give him the keys (he is 10 totally capable of unlocking & relocking car) Off he goes & gets his gear shows Nan. More small talk ensues & then I say well we should head for home got all the fruit & vege in the car & want to check on the cats to make sure Koda has used the litter tray & not the lounge again!!
This is where it went pear shaped, dug in my bag……..hmm wheres my keys oh thats right Brayden had them.
Me “Brayden where did you put my keys when you got your cricket gear out”???
He
“Ummm I dont know”
we all look on the benches, empty my bag check the rubbish bin with no luck
Me “You didnt put them in the boot while you were getting your stuff out did you & then………….”
He
“ummmm yes I think I did “

Me “crap crap crap Mum stop laughing!!!!”
“OK when we bought the car we got roadside assist I will ring RAC & see what they say”
Phone call ensues & RAC have nothing about us on their system & then she says perhaps you got Mitsubishi roadside assist. YES that was it & I am pretty sure there is a sticker on my windscreen. Go check phew yep & there is the 1300 #. Another phone call & these guys know who I am & will send out a service technician within the hour to help!!!! 
SMS hubby & give him the low down on whats happening & why I may not be home when he gets home! Refrain from throttling DS 
Service man came…………..RAC service man
made comment that when I rang RAC they had no idea who I was & he said yeah all the car companys brand name their roadside assist but its still RAC who come out!
He successfully breaks into my car promptly setting off my very loud car alarm much to the dismay of Mums cat! Then I had to get into the boot via the fold down section in the middle of the back seat its not very wide, my boot is jam packed with shopping & I know the keys will be at the front of the boot
Proceed to drag my shopping into the back seat via the hole & 2 chairs I had in there still from football
Finally I can see the glint of my keys but cant reach them was going to get DS & shove him through the hole but the RAC bloke got a bit of wire instead! Retrieved my keys & off he went. Collected DS said by to Mum & headed home. When we hit town I stopped to check the mail box (at post office no mail delivery here) DS asked if he could do it. NO WAY dont trust you with my keys anymore!!! 
The Folded Napkin
This was sent to me in an email, it is a wonderful read & very inspiring
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Fathers, computers & Ebay dont mix!!
My Dad has never wanted to learn computers but in the last 12months or so has been learning how to look at emails & send them.
Well now he has discovered Ebay! Actually he has mentioned it before but Mum always says we cant buy anything we dont have a credit card & gives me the
look saying dont you saying a f^&$ing word Tina
Well he has since found out thanks to blokes at work you dont need a CC to buy from Ebay

OMG lastnight he rang & I want you to buy me this this & this how does it work I was trying to explain to him but he wasnt listening as he was looking at Ebay
anyway I got the bids on the things he wants & one only had like 15mins to go so had to stay on the phone with him as it ended I actually got him pressing F5 for refresh……….yes Dad you only need to press it once, give it time to friggin load already! Sheesh. So now I have 6 items *I* am bidding on for him, 2 we have won already so I told him he needs to go to the bank & put money into my account so I can pay for these items (he has LOTS more spending money than I do!! )
So far this morning I have had 3 calls, 1 to check to see if he is still winning the other auctions, 1 to ask what does buy it now mean ? cool buy this this & this then please. Then another to let me know when he is home next I have to go sign him up to Ebay & show him how it works
Oh man I can feel the pain already! This is the man that gave me my very first driving lesson when I was 13 by pulling the car over to the side of the road telling me to get behind the wheel & drive. When I asked him how to start the car he told me to turn the key so I did then he went off coz it was a manual & I didnt have the clutch in, so we jumped/skipped & stalled. He never told me I needed the clutch & I ended up getting out of car telling him to stick his driving lessons & walked home
. Can I return the favour by now saying just register & bid 
Oh crap here goes the phone again
Part of lastnights convo to give you an idea:
Me Ok your bid is on & yes you are the winner so far @ $25
Dad but my page still says $22
me yes you need to refresh the page if you press…………….
Dad Well I dunno how to do that what do I do
Me Shut up & listen I will tell you
Ok see you have buttons F1 F2 etc on the key board
Dad no I dunno about these things
Me LOOK at the friggin keyboard, OK are you looking, good see the buttons across the top F1 F2 etc………yes ok press F5
Dad how many times what am I pressing???
Me Stop laughing Bob or you will cop it too FFS Dad press F5 ONCE
Dad ohh look the top bid is $25 is that mine?
Me 
Tina xxxx
Serenading the wildlife

We live in a small country town, & going shooting of vermin on farms is a normal thing to do!!
My son Sir Dreamsalot (9) has never been interested in going out roo shooting with his father until just recently. Last week he went for the first time & then again this weekend. He did say he only went along for the ride not for the shooting!!
So Sat night off they go, hubby, mate, DD & DS kids have earmuffs on to protect their hearing & as always kids forget that even though you cant hear you can be heard
So they find the first roos they are going to shoot, turn the ute off to help with keeping quiet & not spooking them when out of the silence Sir Dreamsalot belts out Rolf Harris’s christmas carol Six White Boomers at the top of his voice!!! Well the roos were spooked & took off at 100mph while hubby & mate just sat & laughed! Miss Lankylegs was trying to get his attention to tell him SSSHHHHHH
After that he managed to stay quiet & the boys got some roos!!! And when they were telling me what had happend Sir Dreamsalot informed me he didnt sing Six White Boomers he sang Two Brown Boomers to the same tune LMAO!! And he knows the song by heart as last year it was their school concert item song & he played Santa!!
Only 4 days left
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Also dont forget the Santa Sleigh Chase where there are awesome prizes & great specials across the retailers who are sponsoring this chase.

Lurking behind the couch……….
is sorry was lots of dust bunnies, 1 leggo man head-wonder if the dust bunnies got hungry & ate his body,2 marbles & 10cents, will that even buy me 1 lolly now days?
It must be something to do with the unusual stormy weather we are having this week as I have done nothing but clean clean clean. Dont get the wrong idea we don’t live in a cesspool of filth I have just been doing the jobs I put off for ohhhhhhhhh ………………..6months at a time <blush> things like washing the walls, vacuuming the cobwebs from the exposed beams (spiders eat flies & mozzies I am trailing how effective these natural ways are I tell my husband
) & moving the lounge. Now that its all been done & the house smells of furniture polish again (had to go hunting for Mr Sheen I couldn’t remember where I stashed him last time
) maybe I will type these 2 assignments that need doing!!!
Then again its been awhile since I sorted my shoes………………….:lol:
Cheers
Tina
When Sheila came to visit
You may or may not know about Sheila the travelling Bra, the link will tell you more
Recently it was my turn to entertain Sheila & what better way than to show her our stunning wildflowers out here in the west? We took a day trip over to Pindar to see the stunning wreath flowers they are truely a beautiful flower. We also saw lots of other stunning flowers & had a totally enjoyable day. The kids obliged by snapping my pic while wearing Sheila also
Cheers
Tina
Mammograms

Now that we’ve had a laugh lets get serious girls & make sure you have one!!! This horrid disease breast cancer knows no boundaries, has no age limits or minimums & does not care about you. Make sure you speak to your GP with ANY concerns no matter how trivial you may think they are. If they recomend you a mammo or an ultrasound make sure you get it done! It was a mammogram that saved my Mums life. It was a mammogram that eased my fears over my own lump that was *thankfully* just a cyst. Take a friend or relative with you if you need to, support a friend if she needs it but make sure you have one. It could just save your life!
October is Breast Cancer Awareness month
Breast cancer has affected my own family in that my mother was diagnosed when she was only 46yrs old! She went through 6 wks of radiation therapy & then had a masectomy. Thankfully these worked for her &she is still with us today in remission but it is never far from our minds that it could recur.
I also have a lovely friend Fran who has battled this horrid disease for many years & now unfortunately she has secondary cancer in her bones with the future not very bright looking at all. She has to be the most generous, funny & totally awesome person I know. It truely is an honour to be her friend.
So lets dig deep & help support breast cancer research in 2008
Tina xx
Glowing……….
in the dark!!!
Couple of weeks back we had our annual Northampton Show Day which always winds up with fireworks & glow sticks. This year they had mouth pieces that glow so Miss LankyLegs managed to get the last one. This is how it looked when all the lights were out!
another open mouth shot with head tilted back
Look pretty cool dont they?










